Creating an online dating profile

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Because you might be perceived as sexist. Because it ain't gonna happen, and the fad is over. Because they're best left to Twitter and Instagram. Because then you're putting extra work on your prospective match. Because then you're not over him or her. Because it's not informative in any way. Because it makes you look as outdated with technology as you are. With an exclamation point!! Because overeager is just as unattractive as apathetic. Because one is enough. Because too many are boring to read and don't give enough detail. Because it's gross and conveys the wrong message. Because you're not yelling. Because it's too personal. Because you should be able to use your words, not punctuation, to convey your mood. Because no one cares. Because you've clearly been part of a drama-filled relationship.

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